Stick your what where?!

["Parker!"]

Valerius almost groaned as she leaned away from him wanting to feel her excitement bubble up again but she put her hands on her hips her eyes looking up all hawk like. That was a woman's international sign of 'you better spill it or i'll hurt you'. Valerius scratched the back of his neck and sighed as he listned to Necro ask about her baby? Who? Sophie or him? He smirked mentally at the thought but outwardly shrugged his shoulders and looked away uncomfortable,

"Well, we were getting ice cream and we took a seat by the stand talked for a little bit then she started acting all weird. She kept looking down at her lap and well I thought she was looking at well .... her..er.. her boobs. We were talking about them--"

Valerius blinked knowing that was the WORST thing he could have said to Necro. Talking to his own daughter about her breasts, ah crap! He stepped up immediatly and responded quickly hoping that she didn't take it the wrong way-- however he knew she would so he quickly defended himself,

"Ah, I- I well not in THAT way. She kept asking me if she was going to grow any bigger and why no guys wanted to talk to her but--but thats not the point! She got all panicy and started to wipe off her seat quickly. Finally she broke down and came to me and thats...thats when this happned."

He poked out his leg the bloody jeans stained. He took a breath and continued quickly just wanting to get the unconfortable story over with,

"So I'm like, "Jesus- she just got her period, what the hell do I do?" I mean I don't carry tampons with me regularly! Thank god one of the ladies that worked there saw me struggling and offered to help. I mean thank god I didn't have to go in there and well..help..her... Eh.... GAH, I never want to go though that again...."

Valerius huffed out a breath and slouched his shoulders defeated finally done with the story. For one, he loved Sophie. For two, he would do anything for his little girl. And yes, he of course would have helped her in the bathroom if he had to but then again he was still freaked out by the whole thing. Blood coming from there just freaked him out all in all...

[poor val, i think he's more tramatized then the kid XDDD]

[ßlue]

<sub>Necro listened, seeing him take a breath as he started explaining what happened. She raised her eyes brow a little like 'whaaaat?' when he said they were talking about her... boobs? Sophia's boobs? Well, she supposed that was natural, some of the girls started growing them around this time, but she still gave Valerius an odd look, scanning his heart to make sure he wasn't one of those daughter loving kind guys. Pedophile. She nodded as he went on, the curious look going away replaced by listening. Oh her poor baby! Val looked very concerned and traumatized at the end and Necro smiled at him, wrapping her arms around him and kissing his stomach. She looked up at him, looking sneaky and naughty.

"Okay, I think I better go handle this with some warm cookies and cold milk. I've made spaghetti, it's hot, you can eat that. After I talk to Sophia and calm her down I'll come back and we can have some alone time... If... You aren't too freaked out. I feel like I could use some lovin..."

She grinned, skipping off and taking a tray of cookies and a glass of milk and heading to the stairs. She took them up, getting to Sophia's door and tapping, waiting a moment of Sophie not answering before she came in. Sophie was laying on her bed in sweat pants looking like she was going to die just by loosing the will to live.

~Necro talks to Sophie and tells her that this means her body will start growing, in a year or two Sophie would be the most beautiful sexy actress the world had ever seen and Sophie cheered up, eating her cookies and milk and turning on a movie saying 'Thank Mom, I love you... and... and tell dad thank you too and I still want ice cream...' Necro nodded and left~

Necro skipped down the stairs feeling like super mom. Yeah, she was awesome like that, plus she'd made everything she said sound logical and put an extra bit of happy vibes out with her power, making them infect the people she talked to. She could always find the right thing to say. She went back into the kitchen, seeing Val and smiling.

"Oh you poor thing, I'm sorry you had to go through all that..."

She went to where he sat eating, wrapping her arms around his neck and resting a head on his shoulder, but she was still smiling even though she felt bad for him. She laughed lightly. Yeah, she also thought this was HELLA funny...</sub>

["Parker!"]

See-- that look she gave him! That 'oh my lord did i marry a peddy' kinda look! A rare look but there was one! He just saw it! He grimanced but knew that Necro knew him better then that. He sighed as she let him off the hook AND told him that she wanted some... He raised a brow curious to what she was thinking. Hm, maybe this wasn't so bad after all...anyways there was SPAGETTI! Agh, meat sause, sweet! He watched her go up the stairs with the cookies evny in his eyes as only Sophie got to eat them. But whatever, as Necro was out of sight he trotted to the plate of spagetti taking a nice big plate of it and sliding into a chair with the orange juice carton in his hand. A weird combination but orange juice was his favorite! Anyways he deserved this after a tramatizing moment right? He watched the stairs as Necro slipped down and he kept munching on his pasta. Soon enough she came closer giving him sympathy as he slightly chewed on the metal of his fork as he turned his head slightly to look at her his eyes slyly on her. He popped the fork out of his mouth and spoke,

"Well yeah....but I did have a favoirte part..."

He smiled slyly at her and spoke smoothly,

"The part when you took my pants off so fast I think you passed record."

He growled slightly at her his eyes sly and almost hungry. He looked up to the scilent ceiling abovie him meaning Sophie must have fallen asleep from being so tired... so... well.. Valerius slyly pushed his plate aside and grabbed Necro and they then dissapeared together though the haze of his shadow.

[muhaha that seems like a good ending XDD aww that was too cuteee!!]